Its only taken my 2 years (?!) but ive finally realized how to get away from her control. I told all of my other friends the secrets that I only told her. She no longer has a hold over me and no longer has anything to use against me. You know what, I found that im not alone and that everyone feels the same about her. I feel in control, free and mostly happy - for the first time in a long time! We are finally discovering her lies and deceit and her fall from grace is imminent…
don’t you ever fucking underestimate me bitch
1. Train cockroaches to run cigarettes from apartment to apartment.
2. Learn all the correct lyrics to Lisa Lobe’s “Stay”.
3. Perfect cooking Funfetti cake with chocolate icing.
4.Impress your friends with your new party trick of making a lighter with an AA battery & gum wrapper.
5. Take a…
orange is the new black is not a tv show
it is a 13 hour long movie that has sequels annually
This ONE Line.